It tastes like you but sweeter.: Archive

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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...

Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
 *as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
 *i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
 *i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
 His friends tipped me $20

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Marion Cotillard is fucking perfect

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This is useless and indulgent. →

BOLD WHAT APPLIES: I’m a Girl / Boy. I am a morning person. I am a perfectionist. I am an only child. I am Catholic. I am currently in my PJs. I am currently pregnant. I am currently suffering from a broken heart. I am left handed. I am married. I am addicted to MySpace. Twitter. TUMBLR. Facebook. I’m shy around the opposite sex. I bite my nails. I currently regret something I have...

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You should’ve seen me a couple of years ago....

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wow. stupidity/bigotry/ignorance/etc. knows no...

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ohmyglobbatman: Russel: Are you out to your parents? Glen: I came out to them on Mother’s Day Russel: Did they freak? Glen: Yeah, they freaked. So I told ‘em, “Nature or nurture? Either way it’s your fault so fuck off.” just watched this movie. so good.

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Same-Sex Marriage Improves Health →

bemusedlybespectacled: Researchers from Columbia University Mailman School of Public Health surveyed the demand for medical and mental health care from 1,211 gay men registered with a particular health clinic in the 12 months prior to the change, and the 12 months afterwards. They found a 13% drop in healthcare visits after the law was enacted. There was a reduction in blood pressure...

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